To Whom it may concern
I have tried all your advice and concluded that the fault lies not with you or the program, but with me and my magic ability to help and hinder everything on my computer. I believe I have sabotaged my ability to go the easy way, so I have opted out to use the manual way. I am deeply sorry that I wasted your time and I thank you for going out of your way to continuously help me. I hope that this program prospers because it is an amazing idea, and I wish you both luck.
Sincerely
Lucius Halthier, First of His Name and Lord of the Halthieran Plains.